i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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