For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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