She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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