girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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