I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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