with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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