Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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