If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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