Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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