What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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