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I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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