Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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