Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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