Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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