Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
