thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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