i think my mom watched the whole time
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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