I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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