There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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