am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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