I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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