oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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