I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Randomize