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(313): View more from Michigan

I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...

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(757): View more from Virginia

condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....

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