what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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