Me too!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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