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I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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