pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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