I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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