Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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