I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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