It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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