I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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