considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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Ours, apparently.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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