yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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