we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
