This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
