i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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