Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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