If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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