Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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