Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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