it wasn't lemon gatorade
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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