I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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