just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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