have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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