Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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