their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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