i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
