I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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