I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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