Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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