I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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